I have a spelling checker
I disk covered four my PC.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye can knot see.
Eye ran this poem threw it.
Your sure real glad two no.
Its very polished in its weigh,
My checker tolled me sew.
A checker is a blessing.
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
And aides me when aye rime.
Each frays comes posed up on my screen
Eye trussed too bee a joule.
The checker pours o’er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule.
Bee fore wee rote with checkers
Hour spelling was inn deck line,
Butt now when wee dew have a laps,
Wee are not maid too wine.
And now bee cause my spelling
Is checked with such grate flare,
There are know faults in awl this peace,
Of nun eye am a wear.
To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should be proud,
And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
Sew flaws are knot aloud.
That’s why eye brake in two averse
Caws Eye dew want too please.
Sow glad eye yam that aye did bye
This soft wear four pea seas.
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Spelling: A bit o’ spelling poetry from Doug. Scott tells us why U is important. Testimonies: Tell yours and contribute to Testimony Tuesday. Scripture: Jeremy Pierce points to some historical inerrantists.
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Google map plotting the route from Chicago to London. Theology: Jeremy Pierce on the long history of people who believed in inerrancy (HT: JC). Preaching: Adrian concludes his series on preaching. Technology: Doug posts an ode to his spell checker. Reminder: Don’t forget about Testimony Tuesday if you are a blogger!
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And I thought I was a good speller! Eye sea Eye must mend my miss steak in ways.
Good thing I was not drinking anything when I saw this or my monitor would need a good cleaning right now.
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Oh my god, this poem is brilliant i’ve never seen any better than this!! wow,, your like the new edgar allen poe!