- The apocalypse is near. http://bit.ly/1gSYHs #
- RT @chriscleland: After 27 years, an American has won the NYC Marathon. However, he did request his prize money be paid in Kenyan dollars. #
- The accordion is back! http://bit.ly/KjM0w As if it was ever uncool… #
- RT @rascaltweets: It's probably against the law to steal because the government hates competition. #
- RT @Adam_Schefter: Stat of the month or maybe year: This season, the Saints defense has six touchdowns while the Browns offense has five. #
- If only my nephew were still just a little tyke, this would be a perfect Christmas present for him. http://bit.ly/36GOz1 #
- The smoke detector went off tonight. That usually means I'm doing the cooking. #
- A great bookmark for later. Tons of programs Windows didn't include, but should have. http://bit.ly/3S8VJT #
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Electing people that don't share your values and principles doesn't gain anything, regardless of party affiliation. # - Feeling sorry for yourself is one of the strongest, most addictive narcotics known to man. -David Powlison #
- RT @NFLfootballinfo: Leaders for most Player of Week awards since honor instituted in '84…P Manning 19, Marino 18, Elway 15, Favre 15 #
- Great Christmas idea for your daughter… NOT! http://bit.ly/sB78i
Barbie Palm Beach Sugar Daddy Ken Doll # - A Blockbuster employee stabbed himself. He planned to stab a customer but quit after weeks of not seeing one. No really http://bit.ly/wMXp3 #
- RT @StephenAtHome: the irony of tweeting about death of newspapers is too much for me to take so i'm not going to do it #
- A-Rod as a Centaur in Paintings Over his Bed http://bit.ly/rkPsZ Not just a baseball champ. A CENTAUR baseball champ! Narnia in the Bronx. #
- RT @iamfeeblesaint: RT @ChristBookNotes is giving away 4 Paul Washer books http://bit.ly/3PXjki RT 4 chance to win #paulwasher #
- What services do you have with Google? http://bit.ly/24jJ5O #
- "The man who does not forgive has never been forgiven, but the man who has been freely forgiven at once forgives others."—C.H. Spurgeon #
- Holocaust Hero Chiune Sugihara http://tinyurl.com/yf2kh3q Disobedience brought him greater honor. #
- AT&T is capable of dropping calls anywhere in the continental U.S. http://bit.ly/3cRPX2 via @TheOnion – @DroidDoes #
- RT @RickWarren: The more self-centered I am, the more unsatisfied I'll be. #
- Brett Favre Avenges Storied 16-Year Career With Packers http://bit.ly/3GcuWY My thoughts exactly. via @TheOnion @espn_nfcnblog #
- Saw a Super Polygrip commercial on Wheel of Fortune. I must not be the terget audience. Yet. #
- Inmates come to guard's aid in jail attack – http://bit.ly/2ZJeAV #cnn HT @challies #
- Reading: "Those Canadians And Their Flashlights" (http://twitthis.com/za23ks) #
- Jesus Saves from the American Dream. http://bit.ly/1sb9Jr
Can't seem to get this sentence our of my thoughts today for some reason. # - RT @RickWarren: Redefining marriage has lost in EVERY state(31)when PEOPLE got to VOTE on it -still media calls the majority view extreme? #
- Neighbors Confront Alcoholic Child-Abuser About His Lawn http://bit.ly/1U0spT via @TheOnion #ff #
- RT @tremendousnews: Weeks later, I still can't trust kids named Falcon. Way to ruin it for everyone. #
- RT @sportsguy33 Ted Ginn Jr's career gives us a chance to imagine what it would be like if someone tried to play wide receiver without arms. #
- Fact: If you watch NASCAR for too long, you can suffer from vertigo. #
- #DroidDoesTimesSquare as Doug does WalMart. Doesn't seem right… #
- RT @indycons: Last chance RINOs and DEMS. KILL THE BILL, or start updating your resumes #healthcare #
- Looks to me like the US House of Representatives needs about… 220 copies of the US Constitution. #healthcare #








