Buh-Bye YouTube Red. Facebook is on notice.

Airing of Grievances, Life
I've been a YouTube Red subscriber for years now. Ad-free videos, YouTube original content (which were pretty lame, to be honest), YouTube Music, and so on. It cost a little something each month, but in exchange, I had a wealth of information and entertainment in front of me. I could learn about sports, a diverse range of political ideas, woodworking tips, sermons, product reviews, marksmanship concepts, apologetics, concerts, cooking and more. YouTube has been established as the dominant medium of informational video on the Internet. My $9.99 a month was given in exchange for a world of uninterrupted content. But that world is just not worth it any longer. YouTube has been constricting certain viewpoints that don't march in lockstep with the social engineers of Google. This goes for thoughtful…
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Getting the 4th off, but not the 5th???

Airing of Grievances
I know that I haven't exactly been faithful to my resolution for 2017, that being my desire to complain more. Well that changes right now, at least for one post. You see, I had to go to work today. On July the 5th. But I got all day off yesterday so I could... run errands. I'm not complaining about running errands mind you. I'm complaining about getting an illogical day off. Sure, Independence Day is a great day to remember my country's OG Brexit event. And to do so I could go to a local carnival. But let's get real. The municipal fireworks are the real main event of the national holiday and they don't happen during my 9-5 job. They start at least four hours after I would normally…
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Is a Hot Dog a Sandwich?

Airing of Grievances, Quick Thoughts
Never one to shy away from controversy, I have decided to tackle this topic today. I have long put it off, but it is a topic I can ignore no longer. First things first, it is important that we determine the parameters of a sandwich. That is, what it means to be a sandwich. If you can't properly define what a sandwich is, then your opinion in this matter bears very little weight. A quick Google search (AKA: "Research") tells us that a sandwich is an item of food consisting of two pieces of bread with meat, cheese, or other filling between them, eaten as a light meal. If you ask my lovely bride, a hot dog is not a food item. If you ask anyone who has ever eaten a hot…
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When good shows start to smell

Airing of Grievances, The Art of the Story
Benjamin Franklin famously said that guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days. The idea being that both are delightful at first and can be enjoyed for a while, but in time you will begin to tire of them and at a point you will really not want to be in the proximity of them. Three days for guests and fish. 7-8 seasons for most successful television shows. The television show expiration date is one that can be manipulated somewhat, depending on the show's premise and the ability for the scope of the show to expand without losing credibility. Signs of impending doom for a show include the addition of a major character and a large change to the premise of the show. These are both indicators that the…
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Fitness Trackers are the WORST!

Airing of Grievances
It's time for my next New Year's Resolution post. As you may recall, my resolution is to complain more often. And just as I haven't exactly been consistent in my resolution, the same could be said for most people and their personal resolutions, can I get a witness? I sit here, typing away on a keyboard without a fitness tracker on my wrist because it is charging, as it has been for about 48 hours now. Not because it takes that long, but because it's presently "out of sight, out of mind" and yes, that is a lame excuse. Why should I go for a walk now if I can't get credit for it? Yes, that's another lame excuse. I still slept last night, even though my tracker didn't monitor…
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Hyper-Seasonal Clothing

Airing of Grievances
With the holiday season recently behind us, you probably think I'm referring to ugly Christmas sweaters here, but oh no. It goes far beyond that! Sure, Christmas clothing tends to be obnoxious, and poorly made. Why? Because you can only wear it for 2-4 weeks a year, that's why. You can get away with that awful shirt and light-up pants combo from Black Friday to December 27 at the extremes, though it's really a borderline faux pas to wear it before December 15 or after midnight Christmas day. But 2-4 weeks is actually pretty good! Think about it. Would you wear hearts for more than a week before or a second after Valentine's Day? What about clovers beyond St. Patrick's Day? That 'Merican Flag T-shirt looks great at the Independence Day…
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When Escalator Steps Move at a Different Speed than the Handrail

Airing of Grievances
My New Year's Resolution, decided upon just recently, is to complain more often. If you like, we can call it an "airing of grievances." Before you correct my attitude or behavior, please know that I am doing this for comedic purposes, not serious ones. If you have read this before, maybe just a day ago, save it. Yes, I understand that the airing of grievances is associated with Festivus. No, I won't include the unadorned aluminum pole or the feats of strength. Maybe, I will label easily explainable events as "Festivus miracles". What, you demand an unadorned aluminum pole? Fine. I'll include a picture of one. Good enough. I was at the mall recently, against my will in case you're wondering, and I had to change levels, or floors if you…
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